Then, obviously, opened it again. We spent the next few hours laughing and gawping.
Mel B ADMITS to meeting famous date by 'picking his penis' from an online line-up - OK! Magazine
I called my friend and said: 'Now what? I'd almost like to see you without so much make-up. Did Simon Cowell just tell that young girl to take her make up off?
Rebekah Vardy gives birth to fifth child as husband Jamie announces happy news. Today, the tongue stud has gone, the hair is straightened and the leopardskin catsuit replaced with shirt and trousers. She could pass for the fanciable if forbidding CEO of a public company. By her standards, Brown has been virtually invisible for the past decade — living in Los Angeles, bringing up her three daughters, establishing herself as an entrepreneur she part owns a bottled water company.
Mark Wright plays strange NSFW penis game on Celebrity Juice
When it was announced earlier this year that she was returning to the UK to judge The X Factor at home, nobody seemed too interested. After all, the big news was that Simon Cowell and Cheryl Fernandez-Versini formerly Cole were returning to boost flagging audience figures.
Mel B was very much an addendum. She has been direct, mouthy, and at times very funny. Brown says she was desperate to be on The X Factor.
Scary was my favourite Spice Girl. She was less predictable than the others, and seemed to devour life. Maybe she became a caricature of herself — louder, more confrontational, one dimensional — but you were still never sure what would happen when she was redtube4.
Some people have suggested there was a racist element to the sobriquet — after all, Brown was the only non-white girl in the group. How did the name come about? I did hear that people were thinking it was because I am black, mixed, dark, ethnic, whatever you want to call it.
I found it funny. Come on! She says ultimately it strengthened her, made her feel as if she stood out in a positive way. Being in Leeds helped me get to know who I am as a person really quick, before anybody else tried to suss me out.
Oh how we wish we could unsee this
I became a bit of a Neneh Cherry. I became a bit of a gobby girl. Although no stranger to nudity, last night's October 10 Celeb Juice pushed the boundaries of taste and decency like never before when Keith Lemon tasked James Blunt and Mark Wright to roll between a man's legs and ring a bell attached to his penis. The man in question, a James Blunt super-fan named Robbie, was stark naked except for a pink rucksack, but that didn't stop James and Mark from obeying orders.
For reasons entirely beyond us, both men sailed through Robbie's legs with ease, ringing his bell on the way, and earning a precious point for their teams. You can watch a clip of Mark ringing a stranger's bell end below, but fair warning: you might want to have finished your cornflakes and cuppa before you do.
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