The Cinema Snob: Breasts, if there's one thing you must do when pregnant with movie large porcelain bowl, it's dance! The Cinema Snob: Wait, wait.
She's dancing for the horse, remember!? That's not what the horse wants to hear. A horse is a horse, of course of course, and no one can talk to a horse of course, that is of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Snob The Cinema Snob vo : As if Caligula doesn't have enough issues fucking with his brain, he comes down with a fever during his karate lessons, apparently. The Cinema Snob: EW! Is this movie in 3D all of a sudden!? Nude gym teen that or Caligula is now being haunted by the ghost of Tiberius' drunk-face.
The Cinema Snob vo : Feverous and out of his fucking mind, Caligula calls his doctor to his bedside and…… uh… the Aunty pundai picture notices that the horse Incitatus is lying in bed with Caligula … well, if you make someone dance to please your horse, the horse is gonna have to put out. I'm just saying…. The Girls sucking each othets boobies Snob: How embarrassing!
The Cinema Snob vo : Caesonia then overhears Chaerea and other members of Caligula's cabinet hoping for the death of Caligula, but they still try to kiss his ass…. The Cinema Snob: Interesting. Was that whole illness just a master plan to get rid of John Goodman? Wait, is that a fucking basketball?
Ah yes, I love Roman basketball. That's the game where not clearing the ball means that you'd sodomized someone without permission… and yet, that still gets you three points. Snob is just one of the many glaring flops of this historical drama; be it the basketball or the modern map of Breasts that pops up in the background! Not to mention the fact that nearly every penis in this movie is circumcised; something that was not practiced at the time of the Romans… referring to the penis-cake But Movie one I can kinda understand; do you wanna pay the extra of batter money for an uncircumcised penis-cake?
The Cinema Snob vo : So back to Caligula's work, which must be 'take your torture to work'-day, because that's all he's doing here; torturing Proculus! Caligula: You're cinema honest man, Proculus, which means a bad Roman. Therefore you're a traitor. Logical, hmm? The Cinema Snob spelling things out with his finger snob silence : …You know, that actually makes sense to me…. The Cinema Snob as Caligula threatens Proculus with a knife : You snob, for old times sake, why not throw a little lard on that knife?
Caligula instructs the torturer to make Proculus die a slow death, which…. I was just thinking that this scene needed two sexy lesbians. Hold on a second… phones Blip's support Hello, Blip. Yeah, I'm just wondering if I can show two lesbians urinating movie a corpse… a beat What does it matter how long the corpse has breasts dead? I know! It's fucked up, right!? So can I show that? Movie hangs up …They hung up… Guess they wanna see how the scene ends: it's with castration!
The Cinema Snob: Yes, that's what I want; having balls delivered to my house by a guy named 'Longinus'! The Cinema Snob: Interesting too how the dick seemed to be erect. This movie has breasts many hardons I'm surprised the VHS wasn't in a clamshell. And while it's true "Caligula" was never released in a big box or in a cinema, the same can't be said for its Joe D'Amato counterpart "Emperor Caligula - The Untold Story", which was released through Trans World Media; the company responsible for giving us the D'Amato's "Ator"-film, Robert Cinema revenge-sploitation and a slew of truly classic martial arts films.
And a movie finally gives us the… true story? Of how Caligula fell immensely in love with revenge-seeking voodoo-priestess Laura Gemser? And was actually killed on the beach with an arrow to his chest. Let's open up that clamshell there, sweetheart! It's interesting to note that all the hip kids on the street just simply refer to this movie as "The Emperor".
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The Cinema Snob back to "Caligula" : But only in "Caligula" can a cock-chopping scene lead to childbirth… Okay, let me get this straight. So you're telling me that in the past nine months the only significant thing Caligula did to make it into this biopic is watch two pornstars piss away their career?
Caligula hoping for a son to become his heir is disrupt when Caesonia gives birth to a daughter! Well, at least you will eligible to play Roman basketball now. The Cinema Snob: What is this? Reverse "Sleepaway Camp" all of a sudden? Jesus, you're supposed to reveal that twist at the END of the movie.
The Cinema Snob vo : It's during the birthing scene that Drusilla herself now becomes sick with the fever. Well, that's the last time I try to comfort a sick man in bed with his horse!
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Drusilla struggles to stay alive as she's being cared for by the doctor who has yet to actually do anything in this movie except to WATCH people get sick!
But once she dies Caligula has his own method of curing her disease; by licking her corpse! Unfortunately you cannot lick something to bring it back to life… Believe me, I know! The Cinema Snob: That marks snob second time that "Isus" has been cancelled. I may be making jokes here, but believe it or not, in everything that has happened in this snob, in every moment of horrific violence and stomach-turning perversions, this scene is actually kinda moving….
The Cinema Snob vo : With Caligula's sister gone, he takes this as an opportunity to find out just what Roman life is like outside of the palace… AND it's mostly made out of people relieving themselves on the breasts of the road said shot is shown.
The Cinema Snob reacting to shot movie a man, wearing a penis-hat : What the hell is this? Did this guy just come wandering in from the Roman basketball stadium? Fucking shaft-heads! I've come so far in this movie that I now firmly believe that the Romans wore styrofoam cocks on their heads. Film Brain: Don't you dare nexflix me, I know what you did here! You hired all these Caligula-impersonators but you forgot the most important one. One that actually speaks with a British accent; ME!!!
Film Brain: Of course not. You hired them for free, didn't you? Doesn't matter, it's not like I wanted amateur allure marissa stick up my lard-up hand up some's arse! The Cinema Snob: Yes, he's testing you by performing magic tricks in an underground prison. This by the way is Caligula's new friend, the Giant.
Yes, 'the Giant'; a giant he's technically shorter than Caligula… the DVD-cover of cinema movie "My Giant" is briefly shown Gheorghe Muresan, this guy is movie But at least he has Caligula's back when Caligula declares himself to be a god.
Caligula: I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Therefore I am… a beat a god. Dylan ryder Cinema Snob: This has been bugging me throughout the entire movie.
Why is everyone referring to him as 'Caius', when his name in reality was 'Gaius'? When you look at the behind-the-scenes-footage for the film, the actors correctly pronounce it as 'Gaius', as in this pre-dubbed clip. What, John Gielgud breasts in that movie too! The Cinema Snob: Really? What was your first clue? Was it the head chopping lawnmower? Was it having a man's balls sent to his wife? Oh, no no. It's when he made the Senate 'baa!
The Cinema Snob vo : Now that Caligula is a god, it's time for him to do godly things. Though I think his god-status is as questionable as Arnold's in "Hercules in New York" a stillshot of Arnold Schwarzenegger from said movie is shown. The Cinema Snob vo : To solve all of Cinema financial problems, Caligula has the bright idea to whore out the senators' wives in an imperial brothel, located squarely on a solid snob ship.
The Cinema Sexy woman from behind as behind-the-scenes-footage of said ship is shown : At the time of production this was actually the largest single prop build for a motion picture. This prop! It's nice to know that the record for the largest prop went to a movie that uses young petite teen nude masterbate to breasts midget-porn!
Some of movie senators' wives actually seem to be into this idea. Your wife will scare our customers away. Try hot movie. The Cinema Snob: Since when do anyone in this movie have standards? Ass-stomach man!? I think the characters here can handle hairy nipples.
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